In one of the Q&As, a question was, "How sexy is Numbers?" I answered "You tell me," and posted that picture.
Was it a question turned in by Eddie?
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Was it a question turned in by Eddie?
In one of the Q&As, a question was, "How sexy is Numbers?" I answered "You tell me," and posted that picture.
I was gonna say "not very", but that plaid lumberjack shirt changed my mind.
Oh God, that sounded so wrong.
>punchline
>talking about beating women
I see what you did there!
To recap, the question was, "A woman gets hit by a motorcycl--
Wait, let me rephrase that, since women never come first. "A Motorcyclist hits a woman. Who is at fault?"
Okay, well there are two camps. You might say the woman is at fault. After all, what was she doing out of the kitchen? If you're a pussy, you might say that the motorcyclist is at fault. Why was he riding in the kitchen?
Not very original, I know. So I'll tell you another joke:
Women's rights.
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ha! Why not ride in the kitchen. seems perfectly acceptable to me since I wouldnt have to clean up after....
kinda off topic at the moment but there is a Q/A in the works. I've been slacking lately but we'll make up for it.
I have brown eyes. I got them from my father.
My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father.
My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
It should be open by the time she brings it to you.
Awwwww yeah! My body is ready.
We're all going to hell.
In other news, the UK rioting has spread to Ireland.
Paddy smashed up his computer screen as he tried to loot eBay.
In other news, the UK rioting has spread to Ireland.
Paddy smashed up his computer screen as he tried to loot eBay.
A man goes to court for double murder. The judge says to the man, "Sir, you are being charged for beating your wife to death with a hammer". just than a man in the back of the courtroom yells "you Bastard". The judge than says, "you are also being charged for beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer". Again a man in the back of the room yells "you Bastard" The judge than tells the man in the back to be quiet or he will be held in contempt of court. The man in the back says, "Sorry your honor, I live next door to the defendent and everytime i asked to borrow a hammer, he told me he didnt own one"
Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school Dad." Robot slaps the son! "OK, I watched a DVD at my friends house!" "What DVD?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "OK, it was a porno" cries the son. Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" Robot then slaps the dad! Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He certainly is YOUR son." Robot then slaps the mom!.
Because they should only be in the back of a car.
What's the difference between a woman and your paycheck?
Her: "Ugh! Let me tell you about my day..."
Me: "Is my zipper down?"
Her: ".....no..."
Me: "Then why is your mouth open?"
Me: "Is my zipper down?"
Her: ".....no..."
Me: "Then why is your mouth open?"