Oktober Guard!?!

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IMO, the sculpts aren't too bad for the IGs (except for those crotch-high boots of the first revealed IG), but the color schemes are pretty terrible.

Although I would've been OK with just only one IG in a skirt...
 

lancelot

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If the Joe Con box set was not worth 300+ dollars, it sure as hell isn't now. Those colors are just awful! why?! why couldn't they just let the IGs have their classic, fashionable black. It would have looked so much better on those trench coats at the very least.
 

Monkeywrench

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Ugh. 3rd IG! Hooray!


Yuck!

No thanks
 

nacho

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Someone commented on another site that they look like IG firefighters. :D

That's a very valid comparison, now that you mention it. They certainly threw cold water on my enthusiasm. (ba-dum-ching! Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress...)

The OG are 80% win (100% w/ solid Horrorshow), and the Fire Brigade is 100% fail. There is nothing redeeming about these IG abominations.
 

lancelot

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Those IGs represent nothing that the originals did for me. Iron Grenadiers are suppose to be an elitist, aristocratic even, group of militants that practice old, western European military traditions. They even have western European sabers. Their helmets are like a cross between a German Stalhelm and a pickelhaube. The crest on the top seems to be more of a French influence. The fact that they are arms dealers and mercenaries who capitalize on conflict, coupled with their elitist, aristocratic, Prussian military tradition influence, makes them the ultimate contemporary ideological enemy of the Oktober Guard and their socialist origins.

And boy, that tacky color scheme is ruining all of that. They need to be in Black, like Nazis.
 
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Midget

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Those IGs represent nothing that the originals did for me. Iron Grenadiers are suppose to be an elitist, aristocratic even, group of militants that practice old, western European military traditions. They even have western European sabers. Their helmets are like a cross between a German Stalhelm and a pickelhaube. The crest on the top seems to be more of a French influence. The fact that they are arms dealers and mercenaries who capitalize on conflict, coupled with their elitist, aristocratic, Prussian military tradition influence, they are the ultimate contemporary ideological enemy of the Oktober Guard and their socialist origins.

And boy, that tacky color scheme is ruining all of that. They need to be in Black, like Nazis.

…….But they're Scottish…..
 

Midget

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Nope, they're usually portrayed as Scottish in the comics. Not that some of them couldn't be other nationalities, I suppose.
 

lancelot

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How do you portray a Scottish accent in a comic? Is there a special speech bubble for that?
 

Midget

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It's nae that hard ye wanker.

Also, it's not just comics. A great many authors have "written in" accents. Wuthering Heights for example.
 
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lancelot

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I didn't realize Scotsmen speak with a Shakespearean vocabulary.
 

lancelot

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How many Scotsmen do you know?

being a Scott-Irish descendant I would say very few. If the IGs are mostly Scotts that makes them kind of weird considering their garb. Props to the comic artists though for not making them wear kilts, bagpipes, and wield claymores.

At any rate, regardless of their nationality, the color schemes on the convention set is sucking the soul right out of their characters for everyone.
 
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Midget

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being a Scott-Irish descendant I would say very few.

:Shrugs:

It was an admittedly poor attempt on my part. But you get the idea. I wish I could remember the issues they were featured in. I think it was some of the original Marvel run and then maybe the DDP or Image books. I cannae ken.
 

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i got a jersey accent, not that south jersey/philly accent. those fuckers sound funny and wimpy.. what you talkin' abeout get back in the heouse..
meow meow meow me fuckin ow.. it sounds like cats talking..
 

Goldbug

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i wear a kilt, it's actually a plaid mini skirt, but i say it's a kilt to sound masculine.
Do you also have a man purse?

Found this on HT...
Money-B said:
I made a comment about the yellow on the GI Joe Con page on Facebook.
This was the reply:

GIJoeCon (Official) There is no yellow on the figure. That's metallic gold. It didn't photograph well and the sample figure is not 100% final.
 

K-Tiger

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How is the con that close and they haven't finalized the figures or even started taking orders for the sets?!

Can you imagine if the sets don't arrive in time for the con?

Crying and bitching fanboys?