Ages 25 & Up - Comic with Balljoints

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His hands are so large it's easy to believe.

 

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His hands are so large it's easy to believe.

Tried it again this week. Lemme know whatchu think!

 

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Colossus' shakes bring all the boys to the yard.

 

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Colossus' shakes bring all the boys to the yard.

It's better the Leninade, and that's a taste worth waiting in line for!

 

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Humble apologies for the lateness this week.

 

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"probably" :trollface:

 

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"probably" :trollface:

He won't lie to them about their chances, but they have his sympathies.

 

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Facehugger eggs?!

 

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Facehugger eggs?!

They're dog meat, pal!

 

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I love M. Bisons one pose. He always looks so intense. :lmao: Well done making the best of it.

 

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I love M. Bisons one pose. He always looks so intense. :lmao: Well done making the best of it.

I'm doing what I can, but damn, it's not easy when he's in that "MUST... NOT... FAP...!" pose.:trollface:

At least I can take his head off to fake neck articulation. This week, I got fed up and tried to hide his wankhand with talkbubbles and the edges of panels.

 

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I'm doing what I can, but damn, it's not easy when he's in that "MUST... NOT... FAP...!" pose.:trollface:

:lmao: Thats fantastic!

I think i like "Warm Sheen" the most...very clever, haha.

 

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:lmao: Thats fantastic!

I think i like "Warm Sheen" the most...very clever, haha.

"Ion Man" was a legitimate typo in the script and I decided to keep it. That's what lead to the "he got our names wrong" gag. :trollface:

 

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Ha! Well done on the repetition of the fighting games. Thats really why i never got into them. I got bored rather quickly.

 

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Ha! Well done on the repetition of the fighting games. Thats really why i never got into them. I got bored rather quickly.

That's not was I was getting at, and if you find them repetitive, you were playing them wrong, brother! :trollface: I was poking fun at the trope of characters shouting out the names of their attacks, hence all the talkbubbles in the last panel.

 

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Yeah, it was repetitive, wasn't it?

I much prefer an open world kinda game. Not too keen on being stuck on a "stage".

 

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Don't worry, we'll be out of this coliseum stage soon... in the next issue in fact!

 

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Did you edit that smirk onto Gambits face? It's just too perfect considering.

 

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Did you edit that smirk onto Gambits face? It's just too perfect considering.

Sure did. I generally don't shoop faces too much, but once in a while, I'll turn smiles into frowns, or make perfect smiles like that one!:trollface:

This week, Guile and Flint battle:

 

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Heh. Clever use of the mini figs.

 

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Heh. Clever use of the mini figs.

Gotta try to keep things fresh somehow!

 

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Rick and Morty?! ehyaaaaay!

 

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Rick and Morty?! ehyaaaaay!

It's time the comic got schwifty.:trollface:

 

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Best character name on the show...Mr. Poopy Butthole. If i ever get another pet, that WILL be his name...even if its a girl pet.

 

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Best character name on the show...Mr. Poopy Butthole. If i ever get another pet, that WILL be his name...even if its a girl pet.

(snaps fingers) YES!

 

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Following up last week's issue with this one. Second time in this story that Guile's been in that hospital room!

 

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DOH! Missed one! Eh well. It was nice reading two back to back.

I liked the Doc/Lifeline gag.

 

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DOH! Missed one! Eh well. It was nice reading two back to back.

I liked the Doc/Lifeline gag.

No problem, brother. You know where you'll find 'em: right in this thread, man!

The Doc/Lifeline gag was kinda cheap, but at least it gave me a decent-enough throwaway ending!:trollface:

 

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Cheap laughs are fun instantly. No thinking required!

 

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Cheap laughs are fun instantly. No thinking required!

Quick and easy, just the way I like 'em.

 

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Mmmmm...Olivia Munn.

 

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Vacation's over! Thanks for sticking with me these last 350 issues, fellas!

 

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Love that unique cast of figs. What giraffe-y Optimus is that?

 

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Love that unique cast of figs. What giraffe-y Optimus is that?

Thanks, brother! That is the Revoltech Optimus Prime based on his bloated design from the Dreamwave Comics of the early 2000s. Not one of my favourite Optimus figures, but it did what I needed it to in this issue, you know?

 

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I've often considered picking him up but never noticed that "longneck"* before.






*Land Before Time reference.

 

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I've often considered picking him up but never noticed that "longneck"* before.






*Land Before Time reference.

It's more girth than length.
(Phrasing.)

 

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New issue time! Time to get back into the story we were doing before:

 

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Hey, sorry about being late, fellas. Comic's finally ready, though.

 

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His hand suddenly reminded me of that part in Liar Liar where he can't control it.