JOE 2 the movie

K-Tiger

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Fuck...me...running.



What's next, Village People Shipwreck with Polly?
 

The Ewokhunter

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holy hell it's turning into a musical.

 

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Jazz Hands!

Oh, well, at least it's something Tatum can relate to, now.
 

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It'd be cool if it was '93 S.E.A.L. Shipwreck, but it'll be '78 shore leave in the Castro District Shipwreck with stupid bird sidekick.
 

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I actually liked the Not-Actually-in-the-Movie ROC Shipwreck. He was one of the better figs from that line.
 

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Eh, a parrot is kinda funny and could be used in a short scene for comic relief, especially if they were like "Who brings a parrot into a warzone?" and then Polly just goes "poof!" in a red cloud of feathers. I have more of a problem with a ninja/commando having a wild fucking timber wolf as a "dog".

The only animal companions I'd wanna see are Junkyard or Order. The rest, in a movie setting, are silly.
 

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I'm really starting to hate this franchise.

oh please, you've hated the franchise ever since you got in your teenage years. You just want the action figures for parts and customs.
 

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Says the cheap fuck that won't buy anything in the line.
 

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what are you talking about? I've bought four steel brigade troops, a sgt stalker, a hazard viper, and one of those renegades dukes. I've been tempted to get the new cobra troopers and vipers but I would have to get rid of my old 25th ones first. Running out of room (and money in my bank account).

Just because Toy R Us and target sells that stuff for eight or nine fucking dollars doesn't mean I can't take advantage of Wal-marts pricing fuck up. "Oh, they were totally five bucks each dude, trust me"
 
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I don't know why you guys are so upset, do you actually plan on going to see this piece of shit?
 

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As bad as it sounds, I'll still be curious enough to see it on the big screen, if only so I can have an informed opinion. I'll probably see it like I saw RoC: with matinee pricing and a flask in my pocket...

...although this seems to be shaping up to a two-flask event....
 

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I have no expectations for this movie. maybe I'll have one when the trailer comes out but honestly sequels are almost never better than the first movie and in this case the first movie didn't reflect anything that GI Joe fans liked about the comics and cartoons they fell in love with.

Considering that the director of the movie I'd say this movie won't reflect the things Joe fans liked about the comics and cartoons either.
 

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So apparently some singer is actually doing a song in the movie

http://www.hisstank.com/gi-joe-news/gi-joe-movie-2/nikki-leonti-sings-in-gi-joe-retaliation-10734/

When I saw the trailer for ROC I knew better than to waste eight bucks on a movie that was clearly not going to be anything I would want a GI Joe related movie to be. When I finally did rent and see it I didn't hate it but I got to say it doesn't carry the spirit or aesthetic of the original cartoon or more importantly the original comics and I can see why hardcore joe fans would be disappointed.

With that said I can officially say that I'm not going to waste eight bucks in a theater to watch a second swing and a miss. I don't even have to see an embarrassing trailer to make this judgement call. Now maybe they have these dancers and singers for a concert scene that will be violently blown up by firefly in some sort of terrorist attack, but when it comes to media like Movies and videos games I got to say, NEVER give them the benefit of the doubt. After all we do live in a disappointing post star wars prequel world where we have to be pessimistic to avoid being disappointed to the point of suicide.
 

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I'm just hoping to God they don't recreate the scene from the cartoon where Shipwreck, Snake-Eyes and Timber are dressed in drag trying to escape Cobra City in some lounge singer's armored van.
 

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I was with you until here. Suicide? Over a movie?

yes. because people totally commit suicide over movies all the time. Bad movies are beating out heart disease for leading cause of deaths in America. The more you know. Or at least I heard people becoming depressed because they weren't gay blue cat people on a digitally remastered planet full of bullshit.

It was also what I like to call and exaggeration.

I'm just hoping to God they don't recreate the scene from the cartoon where Shipwreck, Snake-Eyes and Timber are dressed in drag trying to escape Cobra City in some lounge singer's armored van.

That would be the best god damn thing ever. The franchise would be ruined, but it's almost worth it.
 

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As long as Snake Eyes still has his rubber lips and rubber neeples this time... Oh and a costume that makes his head not turn... and parachute pants... so he can dance... er, ninja kick...

Cynical? Yeah a little...
 

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I don't know why you guys are so upset, do you actually plan on going to see this piece of shit?

depends on the trailer...right now, there is so much going on, so much casting, so many familiar Joe names, FIREFLY!, that i don't even know what to expect...

that being said, i'm not at all expecting to be impressed by a trailer....but crazier things have happened...it seems so far, that they are trying REALLY hard to rectify the first flop of a movie...so a trailer will tell me what i need to know...or some stills of SE with or w/o lips :D
 

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i think we can expect to see joe and cobra vehicles that "we actually recognize"! I also think they are making a conscious effort to go with the "B" team for both joe and cobra. We are getting Flint and Lady Jaye and Roadblock and Jinx with of course Duke and Snake Eyes thrown in. Somehow i do NOT think Duke is going to play a prominent role.

On Cobra it looks like the B squad as well with Zartan and Firefly Calling the shots, and probably a lot of Storm Shadow as well. Although there is still a ton of uncertainty surrounding Cobra Commander, i would bank he is in it at some point, but it wouldnt shock me if we do not see the Baroness or Destro at all, in an attempt to get entirely away from what was done in ROC.

I could be wrong but i think a lot of this banter about dancers and a pop singer having roles, don't be shocked if this is some sort of night club scene or something along those lines, kind of like "The Snake Club" in the cartoon.

As you can tell i am cautiously holding onto optimism for this movie
 

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I think we're about to argue in circles about this. Just say'in
 

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yes. because people totally commit suicide over movies all the time. Bad movies are beating out heart disease for leading cause of deaths in America. The more you know. Or at least I heard people becoming depressed because they weren't gay blue cat people on a digitally remastered planet full of bullshit.

It was also what I like to call and exaggeration.

Sorry, thought I was on Hisstank for a moment.
 

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Here are a couple of pics that The Rock posted of himself on the set of the new movie:




The outfit is a lot better than the reactive impact armor or the accelerator suit from ROC.

So, what are your thoughts?
 

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The first movie sucked, and, maybe this is me, but I think its sketchy that the only pictures we seem to have are of The Rock, like we're all going "Oh hells yeah, we gotta go see this, The Rock's in it."
 

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Rock + olive drab = Ahead of the game already.


I'll have to wait and see what the other costumes look like, but at least the Roadblock figures should be golden.
 

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I'll take both outfits and a few of each figure please. like KT said, olive drab, hell yeah, and the other 'armor' outfit if made, i'll take for the parts and I will need 1 of each for keepers. He will never be considered Roadblock in my collection though, he will be G.I.Rock....lol
 

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Yeah, if they bring their PoC sculpting game and the studio doesn't fuck the costume designs up there may just be several figures worth having multiples of.

I worry most about the studio and what they're gonna do to the Cobra troops. Please, God, no Koopa-Vipers.
 

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I like that the designs are a little more down-to Earth this time around.

May not indicate what might come during the second or third act. Remember, Duke and Ripcord showed up wearing multicam before stomping around Paris looking like Master Cheif had a baby with Iron Hide from the Transforms movies.