JOE 2 the movie

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Ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaases!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

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S.E. Mich :(
what the guys at HT looked like when they saw the Water Moccasin

 

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supposedly the Joe 2 trailer is coming out tomorrow...

early viewings say theres a scene of the Cobra flag being raised over the White House...
 

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It also seems to confirm the theory that Tatertot may be of limited significance to the plot.
 

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YAY!!! ^

also saw a rumor that the Sarge himself will be in the movie...the connection was made thru the Rock and Sarges wrestling background...

though i doubt it, i think it would be really cool if it was true
 

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I'm sure the trailer will look great but putting together a 2 min trailer shouldn't be hard when it's a 100 min film.
 

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Honestly, I don't think it looks half bad. I'm hoping they pretty much kill all the Joes from the first film, including Duke. He'll wind up being "just injured".

I gotta watch it again, but was that an arctic Cobra Commander, too? They sure as shit improved the look of CC. He looks decent, now.
 

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Cobra grunts look to be promising, whoever was following shirtless SS looks lame, and it looks like we'll be getting Ninja Vipers.

ALso looks like Joe fanboys will get their preposterous "Roadblock using an M2" scene.
 

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I have higher hopes for the figures, than the film, to be honest. And I like what I see of the trailer. Especially seeing the main film designs from the trailer. They got rid of most of those stupid Cobra designs and the goofy Joe armor vests, (Reactive Armor?) except for places that it makes sense and looks cool, like RB's vest, and it seems much more Mission Impossible in areas, storywise, which is how I'd do a Joe film in the first place.
 

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How about a reuse of the SDCC Destro body with President Zartan heads?

Ray Stevenson Firefly (w/ masked and unmasked face)

Hope they reuse the Cobra trooper/Shock Trooper parts for the Cobra grunts.


As for the trailer, Cobra banners all over the Whitehouse!
 

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just saw the trailer for the second GI Joe movie.


Plot summery: ever watched that Renegades cartoon?
 

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How about a reuse of the SDCC Destro body with President Zartan heads?

Doubtful. Destro spent 99% of his screen time in a 3-piece suit and the figure was still relegated to an exclusive. If President Zartan gets a figure at all it'll be at SDCC.
 

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I still wish they would have went with the Sideshow/POC wave 3 SE look, but he looks better than he did in ROC. Overall, the character designs look A LOT better. If they do the figures right, they should make for excellent custom fodder and I'm sure some good figures themselves.
 

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who is Bruce Willis going to be.

That trailer was pretty cool. Kids love the Rock. He'll sell figs, but yeah, we'll see alot of Ninjas
 

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I will say that the trailer for this movie is a lot better than the trailer for the first movie. The trailer for the first movie made me face-palm back when I went to see the 2009 Star Trek film. The plot of the new movie still suspiciously reminds me of Renegades.
 

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That is true, but nobody in their right mind actually thought Transformers 3 was going to be a good movie. With that said, I am afraid that GI Joe fans are setting themselves up to be disappointed again. They still bitch about the first movie even though the trailer for that one pretty much told us it wasn't going to be the GI Joe film we wanted. Now with a competent trailer for the second one, I'm worried Joe fans will think it's going to be the movie of the year (so to speak). If the movie turns out to suck then I'll never see the end of everyone's constant bitching, and that will be annoying.
 

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Well that's going to suck. The fact that Taintum Duke was alive through that is a failure. :D
 

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Well that's going to suck. The fact that Taintum Duke was alive through that is a failure. :D

I think it's a pretty safe bet that Duke is either dead, really badly injured or captured.

I'm expecting him to only be in the first 20 mins or so
 

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I think it's lame for them to totally ditch all the characters from the first film by killing them off, but I'd be okay if most of them bit it or were written out off-screen. While I hated most of the characters, there's no need for that. As much as I hated Chafing Scrotum as Duke, as a character it's kind of dumb for Hasbro to have him die, as much as some fans want to see it. It's not a smart move.

Now, injuring him or getting him captured so that he's not in the majority of the film? That's fine by me.
 

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lets be honest though. HD, Breaker, Hawk and Ripcord aren't needed. They can all die. SE and Duke are back for sure... just don't know how long

I'm more curious as to what will happen with Baroness and Destro
 

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HD, Breaker and Ripcord were all "WTF" members in the first film. They were as lackluster as some of the X-Men chosen for X-Men: First Class.

I don't want to see Hawk written out via death, but he can become a background character or return in #3. Personally, I think Willis would've made a better Hawk from the start. I'll miss Scarlett, but didn't really care for the actress in the first. She was hot, but sucked on screen. Baroness and Destro need to return at some point, definitely.
 

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Just watched the trailer agin and I must say the best part of the trailer is CC.

He looks pretty fucking badass with Zartan and FF
 

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HD, Breaker and Ripcord were all "WTF" members in the first film. They were as lackluster as some of the X-Men chosen for X-Men: First Class.

I don't want to see Hawk written out via death, but he can become a background character or return in #3. Personally, I think Willis would've made a better Hawk from the start. I'll miss Scarlett, but didn't really care for the actress in the first. She was hot, but sucked on screen. Baroness and Destro need to return at some point, definitely.

I agree. Quaid really sucked but yea, he can be a background characther and be a part of 3. I agree with Scarlett, that actress really sucked. Willis will most likely take lead of the team at the end of the movie so he will be the new man in charge.

I'm hoping Destro and Baroness at least get talked about in this one and then they return for a 3rd and they forget the whole Duke/CC/Baroness/Destro saga.
 

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Considering the turdfest that they mucked up in the first one, they really did take the best part (the Zartan-replacing-the-President-sleight-of-hand-trick) and hopefully this film will be decent, and yeah... then they can sort of bullshit around that whole love quadrangle thing from the first flick.
 

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Considering the turdfest that they mucked up in the first one, they really did take the best part (the Zartan-replacing-the-President-sleight-of-hand-trick) and hopefully this film will be decent, and yeah... then they can sort of bullshit around that whole love quadrangle thing from the first flick.

that would be the best scenario