i'm gonna get tons of flak for even having this idea, buuuut...
i think it would be funny if Beard Force went to a bar and accidently found themselves in a gay club...but the good part is, they discover a fellow Joe or Cobra member is gay...and maybe they turn around and see that Shippy or a BF member is having a blast...
thats the gist...i'll let you fill in the blanks