Ages 25 & Up - Comic with Balljoints

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1337W422102

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Thanks, fellas! Anyone up for a little more? Prepare you body, because here it comes!

And now, the beginning of an era.





Here's comic 34, and it RULES:



And now, a PSA in which we get completely fucking mislead:



Back to some Beard Forcery:



Another live-action Joe movie one, but one of my favourites:



Next time, the first-ever A25U attempt at a remotely serious story arc. Don't worry, it only lasts 3 issues.
 

ThunderDan19

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This thread oozes awesome sauce... It's like watching my favorite show and being able to pull up classic episodes any time I want... :D
 

G.I.*EDDIE

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i LOVE the "Black Ops" series...the way you use vehicles in it is so cool...the blackhawk, the beat up cobra rides...and the voiceover was really cool
 

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I love checking these out again. First Cobra story, Beard Force and Black ops!! Keep them coming
 

1337W422102

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I've been a card-carrying member of Beard Force for the list 19 years. :D

Seriously though, awesome work!
Thanks, man! There actually was a real-life Beard Force contest at one point. I think it comes up in the next Beard Force story... We'll find out!

i love the cut-away after "what would Rorschach do?" "RRRRRRRAH!!!"
That's always been a favourite panel of mine, too. I lifted it from Chapter 8 (I think) of Watchmen, the mirror issue. Tried to put Clutch in the same pose, put the glass shards in the same places, and have him say the same thing, with the letters are mis-aligned. I've never said "RRAAAARRL" in real life, but now I'm awfully tempted to.

And now, the Army of Darkness story begins!



He's screwed. Let's take a quick break for the Father's Day issue, featuring Clutch and one of his many illegitimate children.



Now, back to Flint's tale.




 

Monkeywrench

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Army of Plastic!!!

another classic. It's gotta everything, Flint, Zartan, Noks, Doc, Link cutting Flint's hand off, vamp, spock, FF and of course the boomstick!

I say this all the all time but this is truly one of my favorite arcs. If somebody told me that they were going to make a badass comic out of everything I mentioned before and add little green army men, I would have said what r u smokin?

You really hit your stride around this time with BF, Black ops and AoP.
 

1337W422102

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Army of Plastic!!!

another classic. It's gotta everything, Flint, Zartan, Noks, Doc, Link cutting Flint's hand off, vamp, spock, FF and of course the boomstick!

I say this all the all time but this is truly one of my favorite arcs. If somebody told me that they were going to make a badass comic out of everything I mentioned before and add little green army men, I would have said what r u smokin?

You really hit your stride around this time with BF, Black ops and AoP.
:D I'll say it again because it bears repeating, but I wouldn't have made these at all if you guys didn't like them. Monkeywrench, you in particular made me aware of how much folks enjoy the comic with your support and the questions. Thanks again!

As Russel Crowe once said

"Are we not entertained"?




Damn good shit! loving these comics.
"Delicious cake, you must eat it!" Thanks, man!


The next two issues are kinda toot-your-own-horn-ish, but that's because we're closing in on #50!



I meant to put a "Letter of Hawk" in the Yearbook, and a word search or something, but those got cut due to time/length reasons.



This next one's going to take more than one post!









More next time!
 

ThunderDan19

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I'm loving this... It's like... coming home... :D

Can't wait for Helix to start popping up...
 

1337W422102

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I'm loving this... It's like... coming home... :D

Can't wait for Helix to start popping up...
It'll still be a while before she shows up, but don't worry, we have plenty of crap to keep us busy until then!

i just got done reading your response about Clutches cut-away and scrolled down to that pic and "RRRRAAAARRL!" looked like it was coming out of his mouth...

dig the posters...i think the Kill Bill one is my fave
Thanks, man! We're almost done with the posters. Let's get through the rest of 'em right now:











Okay, well there are 3 more, so I'll post them next time.
 

1337W422102

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RNR/Akira one is my fav out of the last bunch
Me too.

Alright, last batch:





TRUFAX: The Snake-Eyes On A Plane ones were made years before I started the comic at all, and with them I won JoeBattleline's Snake Eyes On A Plane contest. I found out about the contest because SnakeEyesOnAPlane is my username at JoeCanuck.com and someone told me about the contest. Good times!

Moving on...




The next story features some new technology, for both the Joes and Cobra.




Alright, so it STARTS, but now there's a break. I had to interrupt the story here because otherwise this comic wouldn't be relevant (the movie had just come out):




And we're back.




 

G.I.*EDDIE

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"The Shipping" is my fave poster...how'd you get his face distorted more Jack like?...or is it already like that and i just never noticed?

-"anyone seen my comics?"

-"nerd."

lol...still love the simplicity of that...

and CC's and Destros arms up going "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" good times...

oh, and "Cobra is wreaking havoc and G.I.JOE is nowhere to be found and clearly there is trouble"...good stuff...

man, its been so long since i read these its like reading them for the first time again
 

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Ha, ha, ha... I had forgotten about Duke getting splatted. Me thinks someone is more of a Hawk fan... :D
 

1337W422102

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"The Shipping" is my fave poster...how'd you get his face distorted more Jack like?...or is it already like that and i just never noticed?

-"anyone seen my comics?"

-"nerd."

lol...still love the simplicity of that...

and CC's and Destros arms up going "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" good times...

oh, and "Cobra is wreaking havoc and G.I.JOE is nowhere to be found and clearly there is trouble"...good stuff...

man, its been so long since i read these its like reading them for the first time again
Thanks, dude! Ship's face was distorted using the warp tool in Photoshop.

Dude, I don't remember seeing all the movie poster parodies. Those are great! But you forgot "The Bridgelayers of Madison County!"
I could go on with Bridge puns, but I figured it best to hold back.

Ha, ha, ha... I had forgotten about Duke getting splatted. Me thinks someone is more of a Hawk fan... :D
O rly?

lol...i'm gonna go with Flint...see Army of Plastic!
Groovy!

Sorta related. The new
strip is ready. BNI is sort of like A25U's sister comic, a monthly newspaper-style comic I make for
. You can find more of them here: http://crimsonmonkey.com/comics/batteriesnotincluded/


Back to A25U. Let's start a different story:







(the bit at the end is a reference to my first attempt at stopmotion, which featured Scarlett, Snake-Eyes, Stikfas, and music by the Blue Oyster Cult)

The next issue features a very special guest. Some of you know him already.
 
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G.I.*EDDIE

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YAY!...Cap is back!...seeing that the movie is coming out, will he be making a return?...and i'm talking about the 1950's attitude Cap...LOVE that guy!
 

1337W422102

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am I the only one here that has not read any of these before?

Is it because I was banned from HT many moons ago?

Is it because, well, I am a porn addict?
You got banned? For what, being sexy?

Captain America is kind of a dick, isn't he? :D
He sure is, but only to promote FREEDOM, LIBERTY, XENOPHOBIA, and FOREIGN OIL.

I love your Cap!

I never get tired of reading that arc
Thanks, man! Remember that time that reader on HissTank got all pissed because of my portrayal of the Cap? Man, that crap was funny.


YAY!...Cap is back!...seeing that the movie is coming out, will he be making a return?...and i'm talking about the 1950's attitude Cap...LOVE that guy!
He made an appearance in last week's comic, so once B.A.D.A.S.S. wraps up (we're getting there), the Cap will probably make a return.

This next one features some guests you guys might know:



Back to the Cap story:





Another interruption, due to real-life shit.



Time to bring this bitch home.





DA END. Next time, Christmas issue #2, which sets up a story that will run for the entire year. Kinda nifty, eh?
 

1337W422102

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"Flint, control your amazon!"....best. line. ever....lol..gosh dang the Cap is cool...

Not as cool as the dude on the screen in the Q&A issue.:cool:

It's CHRISTMAS IN JULY!



Last comic of the decade! Keep your eyes peeled on that list at the end and see how many of them I get done.



And now begins another story, which introduces another character, who, like, is totally hardcore, you guys.





The comic came out before a real site started using the name "failbook." Also, here's a real screenshot I took while making that comic. That spellchecker is trolling SO hard: