JOE 2 the movie

K-Tiger

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G.I. Joe is like vinyl. It'll always have it's enthusiasts, but it's always gonna be outmoded.


Another bad movie isn't gonna kill it dead. Strangely I don't think Retaliation is gonna be as bad as Rise of Cobra.
 

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watched "Walking Tall" last night...love that movie...the Rock really has my hopes up for this movie...even if its not a good representation of Joe, my guess it that it won't actually be a bad movie...
 

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no way b!tch, the Rocks too manly for a little pussy 2x4...his man hands wield a 4x4!

 

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Heh, I did enjoy that movie. Good testosterone flick along with The Rundown. Hillbilly sheriffs with SAWs vs Rock with a 12 gauge, nice!
 

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good point...the CGI in the trailers always looked like a$$, and guys defended it "its not finished, WWAAAAAHHHH!"...aaaaannnnnd the movie CGI looked just as much like a$$...

i loved that early speculation of that movie was that it was gonna suck big ole donkey nuts...heaps of tools at HT defended it, and it turned out that it indeed did suck dinosaur taint...that was so unbelievably gratifying
 

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It kind of was.


Still, lots of people still think it was genuinely good.
 

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i doubt it...i think the pro guys are just too proud to admit that it was utter garbage, especially when they were shouting from the rooftops that it was gonna be awesome before it came out...
 

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Waterworld...there, i said it...i like that movie, and i know very few others do...however, i think every person on the planet can agree it was better than RoC :D
 

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lol...i know what yer saying...a good trailer may have us fooled

yeah, but it looks damn good though.

Not being a JOE lifer I can tell you kids are excited when I compare how you all talk about roc.

They went for good action character actors it seems this time with proven positive results.

Hopefully killing off Duke or sending him into hibernation is a hint that they got the message. :rolleyes:
 

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DOA: Dead on Arrival


*lets microphone drop and walks off stage*
 

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<picks up mic, wipes off germs>

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, BloodRayne, aaaaannnnnnddddd.....Tekken.
 

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1998 Godzilla remake starring Matthew Broderick and that French guy from Ronin and The Professional (you know, better movies.). I win.
 
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Two good things from DD for me. Julia Nickson Soul and chubby Alyssa Milano in cut-offs.


Otherwise, ho-lee shit did that movie blow.