JOE 2 the movie

Monkeywrench

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So Aerosmith is doing a song for the movie.

Anyone else see the irony that a band that hasn't been relevant since the early '90s is doing a song for a movie about a toy line that also hasn't been relevant since the early '90s?


I used to be big into the Aerosmith, but this just seems so......

I'm predicting that the song will suck
 

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i love that they are using REAL guns for this movie as opposed to faggy a$$ pulse rifles...ugh, so LAME!!!...

and is RB holding ARAH Destros gun?





 

K-Tiger

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I assume that's the battle kata gun. It's a modified actual gun, and someone better versed in modern pistols could tell you the exact model.
 

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Does the broad that plays Lady J realize that the stock is supposed to go against your shoulder and not fired like a RPG?
 

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Probably not.


Then again if she was using an RPG she'd probably be the type to use it incorrectly and get a nice shiner for her trouble.
 

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YAY!!!...Duke is DEAD!!!...maybe

from Comicbookmovies...HUGE potential spoilers for Joe 2...

The people over at Nuke The Fridge was sent what could be the first review of Jon Chu's G.I. Joe Retaliation. The person who is calling them selves "Razar" gave the film a positive review saying it was perfect for the fans that wanted a more serious film compared to the last one. He also said he hopes they make a third film. The review is way to spoilerish to post with out giving away some major plot points. But if you would like to read it, highlight the text below. Remember we have no way to confirm this so make sure to take this with a huge grain of salt.

“G.I. Joe: Retaliationâ€￾ is perfect for fans that wanted a more serious tone than the last outing.

The film included lots of ninja action, (although they are far from “silentâ€￾ about it), which fans of the major story arc between Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, and Zartan from the Marvel comics will be thrilled with. Plenty of fan favorite characters like Firefly get plenty of screen time and a few new surprises, and Cobra Commander dons his familiar reflective mask. The villainy is far more straight forward, and some of it, such as Zartan, disguised as the POTUS, is surprisingly humorous, and may have some people actually cheering for his policies. A very worthy addition to this franchise.

One thing…. I miss Scarlett.

Another thing…. I loved that Sake Eyes and Storm Shadow joined forces against Zartan!

Bring on “G.I. Joe 3!â€￾

To answer some people’s questions Duke dies behind a Humvee that explodes.

G.I. Joe Retaliation stars D.J. Cotrona, Byung-hun Lee, Ray Park, Adrianne Palicki, Jonathan Pryce, RZA, Ray Stevenson, Channing Tatum, Bruce Willis, Dwayne Johnson, and will be released on June 29, 2012.
 

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pffft, thats not a spoiler, thats a blessing!

and yeah, with two endings being screened, it is possible that somehow, they "save" him...ugh...
 

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okay, this just looks bada$$!!...

love the REAL guns and not faggy a$$ space guns...



 
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Yeah. I've got a Unimax M249 if you want to give it to your Rockblock. :D
 

Monkeywrench

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Trailer looks sick!!

They have already accomplished what RoC completely pissed away... which too me is the most important thing... They are staying true to the characters.
 

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is it out yet???

i think this jon ha chu, god bless you, will turn it back around with this movie. if he can get the core fans and new kids to dig it where everyone relates, the toys should do ok, and will make a more promising step towards a 3rd movie, but then also comes into commercializing it, to where the core fans fall off, and the newer ones expand with the lore, toys and party favors.
 

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I'm not excited about the movie. Never was. Doesn't mean I had any opposition to it, but I was always far more concerned about the toys - still am. The movie, however, looks neat enough to catch a daytime showing on a weekday about 2 weeks after its premier. Not worth sitting in a room full of inconsiderate cellphone flashing dickwads.
 

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Just image if RoC was treated like total shit and got the treatment that this movie got. Joe would be soo much bigger. There is still a shit ton of people who went to the 1st movie and will refuse to even give the 2nd movie a chance because of how shitty roc was.
 

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I'm not excited about the movie. Never was. Doesn't mean I had any opposition to it, but I was always far more concerned about the toys - still am. The movie, however, looks neat enough to catch a daytime showing on a weekday about 2 weeks after its premier. Not worth sitting in a room full of inconsiderate cellphone flashing dickwads.

I'll prolly see it twice. I will see it the opening night at midnight for 2 reasons. Number 1 I'm excited for the movie. Number 2, I have 3 buddies that I always see the hot summer movies with every year and we always go to the opening night midnight special. This year we will see: Battleship, Spiderman, Joe2, Batman 3, Avengers, and Bourne 4. maybe a few more.

As for my 2nd viewing, that will most likely happen after a few weeks during the afternoon with a gf or a co worker or something.
 

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Finally getting around to watching it. Bf 109 behind President Zartan.

God, we need movie-accurate Cobra troops!
 

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Just image if RoC was treated like total shit and got the treatment that this movie got. Joe would be soo much bigger. There is still a shit ton of people who went to the 1st movie and will refuse to even give the 2nd movie a chance because of how shitty roc was.

thats me. this movie so far jon proved alot. so i ended up reconsidering to go see it. but i dont go to the movies, so big chance i wont see it. then i'd just wait til hbo gets it to watch it on ondemand.

i was a stone, still am a stone, but just more considerate about it now. i carelessif the movie is good or not, but happy so far that this kid picked gi joe back up, start whjere the one dude left off and then recreate it toclose to the gi joe he grew up on and remembers as a kid.

but at the end of the day, i'm only here for the FUCKIN' CLASSICS!!!!!

and get suckered into buying some new stuff that i think is cool and could fit in with the 25th and classic gi joe setting.

word..
 

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Yes!

I looked at the BDUs on the movie Troopers and the ST arms are about perfect.
 

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Indeed, indeed.


Wait, weren't they re-releasing the ST in that shitty camo that the AV is gonna be in?
 

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Each new thing shown is getting me more and more anxious for this movie to come out(the day after my birthday, at that)!

Last thing I was this close to excited for was The Dark Knight.