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the worst part of RoC was the piece of ghetto toast they had in place of an actor for Duke....

"yo yo yo, c'mon dawg, let me beez on da team wit mah peeps so's i can fines mah hoe"
 

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Fled, WTH?...you make bada$$ dios but then profess your love for steaming piles of donkey dung...i don't know if i should love you or hate you...:D

 

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The only things bigger are an M2 or an M134, and those require suspension of disbelief.

I'd like him to run around with an M1919A6 just to be different and piss Joe fans off.
 

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Fled, I'm with you. I never watched the cartoon or read the comic. The movie came out on dvd about the time I started collecting and getting into this, so for me the movie was at least entertaining. I understand where you purist are coming from though. The choice for Duke alone would have been a head scratcher.
 

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Fled, I'm with you. I never watched the cartoon or read the comic. The movie came out on dvd about the time I started collecting and getting into this, so for me the movie was at least entertaining. I understand where you purist are coming from though. The choice for Duke alone would have been a head scratcher.



I don't have the comic/cartoon continuity hang ups, but even then RoC was a mediocre action film.

I wouldn't expect Gunga Din but it sure as hell should have been better than an episode of The Golden Girls.
 

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News from The Hollywood Reporter says...

Bruce Willis in talks to join the cast of Paramount’s G. I. Joe 2 [Retaliation], with the veteran action actor marked to play the "Original Joe".

Willis, if a deal comes together, would play General Joe Colton, the man who in 1980s comic books starts the G. I. Joe Strike Team, called the Ultimate Freedom Fighting Force, and got the handle G. I. Joe.

Director of G. I. Joe 2; Mr. Jon M. Chu updated his official Twitter page with a very special Tweet…

“Shooting film for GI JOE: RETALIATION. Yes film. Not video. I could smell the emulsion at today's test â€￾

He also said…

“@RAYPARKACTION oh yeah!! Snake Eyes is back.â€￾

Three days ago he had done a shout-out to Elodie Yung as well…

“Everyone follow @elodieyung an amazingly talented and beautiful actress in GI JOE 2!! She plays Jinx and she just joined twitter!! Say hiâ€￾
 

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You should be thanking got they've gotten rid of most of the original cast.
 

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i like Dennis Quaid...having said that, he sucked so much a$$ in RoC, its not even funny...they almost ALL did...

though it sucks that some of the characters wont be returning, i think its better that they arent just sliding a new acter into the original roles...that'd just be dumb...and since the Joe roster is so vast, its cool that new characters will get to be seen...

REALLY wish Duke (Taintum) wasn't returning...knowing the directors love for gangsta talking douches in dance movies, its almost guarunteed that Channing will still have his thugish accent and attitude even though he's supposed to be a respectible military officer...uggg
 

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I don't think I even acknowledge post "Almost boned Winona Rider on film in the '80s" Quaid.

Ray Stevenson, Dwayne Johnson and Bruce Willis as Joe figures. Awesome.
 

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Are you still talking about that damn movie? I'm talking about awesome future action figures.

Unless they're all running around in gold jumpsuits.
 

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Are you still talking about that damn movie? I'm talking about awesome future action figures.

Unless they're all running around in gold jumpsuits.

oh, yeah, good point...

gold jumpsuits, highly likely...at least we may get some cool headsculpts outta the whole inevitable mess
 

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If she is it ain't gonna be Sienna *throws Victory sign*
 

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so, does anybody think there is any possibility that the movie toys will have any good army builders? I should just assume you'll all be rather pessimistic about that subject, but I'm curious.
 

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so, does anybody think there is any possibility that the movie toys will have any good army builders? I should just assume you'll all be rather pessimistic about that subject, but I'm curious.

I hope so. In fact I hope the movie toys are awesome. I hated the roc toys. Of course it didn't help that I hated the movie so much that I banned everything that had to do with roc lol
 

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I figure we'll get half a dozen usable figures like with RoC, but if Cobra is anything like the Koopa Vipers that faction will be a near total washout all over again.