JOE 2 the movie

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Beside obviously Waynes, I felt like Taint was the furthest from playing the character...Duke shouldn't have been portrayed as some punk emo thug...he didn't strike me as someone who should be leading an elite team AT ALL...when I think about Duke, I've always seen him as a strong, patriotic leader...not some douche whos being a b!tch about his ex who happens to be the sister of his ex bestie who turned into...blah blah blah...

So many times watching it, I felt like telling Taint, "well why don't you cry about it"
 
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Nichols and Quaid were the worst for me. Quaid was like a fucking robot and Nichols wasn't much better. It just helped that she was easy on the eyes.
 
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G.I.*EDDIE said:
Beside obviously Waynes, I felt like Taint was the furthest from playing the character...Duke shouldn't have been portrayed as some punk emo thug...he didn't strike me as someone who should be leading an elite team AT ALL...when I think about Duke, I've always seen him as a strong, patriotic leader...not some douche whos being a b!tch about his ex who happens to be the sister of his ex bestie who turned into...blah blah blah...

So many times watching it, I felt like telling Taint, "well why don't you cry about it"
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Then again, I don't like Duke anyways so it didn't really matter to me who was leading the ritualistic "yo Joe"

But most of your gripes has to do with the script and not really who was playing the role.

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I totally agree that EVERYTHING else about the movie was horrific too (MW knows my history on this...h8ers forever! :D), but again, the worst for me was thug, emo, punk kid Taint and his dry as toast "acting"...
 
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New poster...now with more Duke :(...I image searched all the old Retaliation posters, no Duke...looks like that POS of a character is definitely getting jammed in their more...F*@#!

Also, what's up with the title?..."G.I.JOE 3D RETALIATION "?

I think there are some big name actors that are gonna regret doing that movie...


 
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I don't know why the fuck it's called GIJOE 3D: Retaliation. I always hate it when they sell the third installment as "3...D!" but this isn't even the third movie, but that's what it makes it look like.

That poster is all sorts of Photoshopped ass. Chafing Scrotum looks like his art was originally half the size and just scaled up. The quality looks like shit on his hero shot.
 
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G.I.*EDDIE said:
I totally agree that EVERYTHING else about the movie was horrific too (MW knows my history on this...h8ers forever! :D), but again, the worst for me was thug, emo, punk kid Taint and his dry as toast "acting"...
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For show my ninja, H8ers 4 Life! :word:to your mother :)
 
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If that's not confirmation that SS changes sides, I don't know what is. Plus Flint just got axed instead.

By the way. That's got to be the shittiest photoshop job I've seen in a while.
 
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I noticed a helicopter a lot of Joe collectors think looks like the the Retaliator.


That poster is pretty shitty. Too bad they couldn't get Drew Struzan to do that shit.
 
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I really hope SS doesn't become a Joe. If he left Cobra I would like him to branch out & lead the ARASHIKAGE (becoming a second enemy) But who knows at this point.
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I've said it once, I'll say it again. If a terrorist attacks the US military and then all of a sudden changes sides, what the hell do you think happens to him? At the very least, he's spending his days at Guantanamo.

When this happens in ARAH though, it takes place over the course of 20-30 issues of transition. Why the hell does he break them out of prison, severely maiming prison guards, if he's going to decide to be a good guy in a half an hour?
 
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That posted does look very poorly done.. wonder how legit it is.. or if it's something yahoo! movies threw together.. hmmm.

I don't know, this is looking to be significantly different enough from RoC that I am willing to give it a shot. Hell, Bruce Willis is in this.. and I kinda like the Rock most times too.
 
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​WTF?

"In the unit, each G.I. JOE team member has unique and special areas of expertise and FLINT is no exception. His special skill is Parkour, a very athletic and dangerous method of using movement and flexibility to maneuver the body to point A to point B. To train for the role, Cotrona worked with Parkour specialists at Tempest studio in Los Angeles for months. “I’m not going to even pretend that I have a knack for it,â€￾ laughs Cotrona. “I went in cold and worried, but the guys at Tempest were able to break each sequence down piece-by-piece that made it a lot less intimidating.â€￾ As one of the newer members of the elite team, FLINT struggles to find the balance between being a hero in his own right and a supportive member of the unit. “FLINT has a lot of natural ability, but has a very short trigger and thinks that his way is the best way,â€￾ Cotrona continues."
 
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I've never understood parkour. Explain to me how running around jumping and rolling like a idiot is a sport. I would put Poker and Nascar higher on the sports meter and they aren't even close to sports either.
 
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Monkeywrench said:
I've never understood parkour. Explain to me how running around jumping and rolling like a idiot is a sport. I would put Poker and Nascar higher on the sports meter and they aren't even close to sports either.
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Parkour in this movie is basically ninja for the white dude. There's no need for it.
I mean he's basically the only thing not labeled a ninja in this movie, yet his main skill is ninja running.

What is the point of putting Flint in this if it's nothing like Flint?
 
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I never heard of Parkour before. So as I understand it, it's philosophy of movement involving wasting energy jumping over tall obstacles when you can more quickly walk around them?
 
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I never heard of Parkour before. So as I understand it, it's philosophy of movement involving wasting energy jumping over tall obstacles when you can more quickly walk around them?
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HAH!!..fantastic!...


I think it's pretty stupid that they have to specify that flints a gymnastics expert...why not say nothing and let us assume it's part of his elite training...I mean, that's what we do for all other action movie characters...not like we'd see him flipping and jumping all over the place and be like "whoa whoa whoa!" and call shenanagins..
 
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Flint is into Parkour?


What, is Mouse a 1337 BMXdood, too?
 
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They changed Flint from a Rhodes scholar to a douchebag I see.
 
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