JOE 2 the movie

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Well, my friend finally posted a pic of himself from the movie. Hope you don't need a FB account to see it....




https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.p...506568069780.191825.1420400852&type=1&theater

I assume he was an extra right?

what did he say about the movie?

does his character have a name?
 

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i find it hilarious that they release one trailer...and already people are moaning"this is not right,this should be that,etc,etc".just came over from the shittank and theres a couple of threads going on about it already.
 
Yep, he was an extra- in several scenes. Said Snake Eyes kicked his ass- along with 20 or so other Cobra Troops. And hung out with the actor that plays Firefly, and said he was really a good guy.

Edit: and you can't see it in this pic, but there's a Cobra logo on his left arm.
 

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I don't have my hopes up for a good movie, but I do believe my hope for good figures and accepttable character designs shant be a false one.


And if Duke turns up alive after they yank his tags and walk off I'm gonna pray for whoever wrote that in to die of tertiary syphilis.
 

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And if Duke turns up alive after they yank his tags and walk off I'm gonna pray for whoever wrote that in to die of tertiary syphilis.

Well, if he can survive a snake being thrown through his heart by Serpentor....
 

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Maybe at the end of the movie, The Rock wakes up in bed with Sgt. Slaughter and announces he just had the strangest dream....
 

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i find it hilarious that they release one trailer...and already people are moaning, "this is not right, this should be that, etc, etc"...


See, that's where you are all wrong!

That is not right, and that should be this!

:)
 

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Maybe at the end of the movie, The Rock wakes up in bed with Sgt. Slaughter and announces he just had the strangest dream....

Sounds like a set up that would go over gangbusters with the HT crowd.
 

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I agree. Quaid really sucked but yea, he can be a background characther and be a part of 3. I agree with Scarlett, that actress really sucked. Willis will most likely take lead of the team at the end of the movie so he will be the new man in charge.

I'm hoping Destro and Baroness at least get talked about in this one and then they return for a 3rd and they forget the whole Duke/CC/Baroness/Destro saga.

I honestly wouldn't know about Quaid's character throughout the film, since ROC was turned off after about 20 minutes.

Just couldn't take it anymore!

:D
 

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That means you missed the destruction of the Eifel Tower. Best part of the film, really.
 

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Wonder which movie will do better G.I. Joe: Retaliation or The Expendables 2?

Good question.

Since both seem to be using similar themes of action films and actual weapon systems, I see plenty of room for competition.

Thank God the "green slime" that was pervasive in the ROC trailer is gone.

Never could understand why Bonaventura had to steal from "Ghostbusters."

"Star Wars" I can maybe understand, but "Ghostbusters?"
 

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That means you missed the destruction of the Eifel Tower. Best part of the film, really.

I couldn't do it, man!

Did they blow it up with a "power drill" gun or Ghostbusters slime?



"When was the last time you checked your tire pressure, Mister!??!"
 

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SS shot his green nanomite jizz on it.



*chuckles at tire pressure crack*
 

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But unlike Slimer's residual goo SS actually had little swimmers in his. ;)
 

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Well, if he can survive a snake being thrown through his heart by Serpentor....

lmao so true

Maybe at the end of the movie, The Rock wakes up in bed with Sgt. Slaughter and announces he just had the strangest dream....
now thats to funny as they do have the ateam thing going agin.

I agree. Quaid really sucked but yea, he can be a background characther and be a part of 3. I agree with Scarlett, that actress really sucked. Willis will most likely take lead of the team at the end of the movie so he will be the new man in charge.

I'm hoping Destro and Baroness at least get talked about in this one and then they return for a 3rd and they forget the whole Duke/CC/Baroness/Destro saga.

yes some need to die off but you cant kill off hawk just yet. and i hope to god he has a better head and they drop the bro sis love triangle with duke this time.

i find it hilarious that they release one trailer...and already people are moaning"this is not right,this should be that,etc,etc".just came over from the shittank and theres a couple of threads going on about it already.

man it is what it is as those ppl are prob the ones who loved the first one. i wish they could just let the first one die and this be the first one lol.

CC looks great, no power suits, i hope no nanites , no space guns, SE has no lips, jinx is there, scarlet is acted by a new chick i think, the uniforms look great. i hope the toys look just as good if not better.
 

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I hate to admit it, but I might actually be looking forward to this. I mean, can't be any worse...can it? No Marlon, very little Channing(?), and it has the Rock? Although, I miss seeing the eye candy of Rachel Nichols.....=)

BTW, did I see a ripsaw in there?
 

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SE has no lips, jinx is there, scarlet is acted by a new chick i think,


Snake Eyes v.2 has lips (1985), so all you "OMG SE HazThe Lipz!" cats can just get right the fuck over it. Dunno how this wasn't pointed out before now.

Scarlett isn't in Retaliation, that's Lady Jaye.

BTW, did I see a ripsaw in there?

Could be. It's supposedly what's passing for a H.I.S.S. I wouldn't be surprised if they contracted with Howe and Howe Technologies to provide one for the film.
 

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As for the trailer, Cobra banners all over the Whitehouse!

i think that was my fave part...it was so ARAH, i jizzed!

I think it's a pretty safe bet that Duke is either dead, really badly injured or captured.

AHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!...it would actually be AWESOME if he was captured...it'd be a funny nod w/o being cheesy

Maybe at the end of the movie, The Rock wakes up in bed with Sgt. Slaughter and announces he just had the strangest dream....

OMG!...that would be so AWEssoooo...

Sounds like a set up that would go over gangbusters with the HT crowd.

...oop, nevermind what i was saying Charade...
 
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at least from what we see in the trailer, i think it looks really good...miles better than RoC, but that wasn't a hard feat to accomplish...

again, from what we can see in the trailer, it looks like lots of the trash got taken out...though i hope, like others, that Destro and Baroness return, even if its new actors...

so the planes that looked like Rattlers, was it just a bad cut scene, or were the Joes being transported in them?
 

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Snake Eyes v.2 has lips (1985), so all you "OMG SE HazThe Lipz!" cats can just get right the fuck over it. Dunno how this wasn't pointed out before now..

doesnt mean it should be excused OR even worse, added to a movie...

and if the community hadnt pitched a HUGE b!tch about it, we'd probably have an SE with lips again..*shudders*
 

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I didn't mean that, I meant that they had no cause to blame anyone on the movie for something Hasbro did 20 years earlier.


And if it were up to the fans we'd be looking at a live action version of the Sunbow toon complete with bright colors and laser-shooting M3s.
 

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What, don't like the idea of Wild Bill prancing around in bright blue and yellow? :D


You're a ray of sunshine.


Could be worse, I could have suggested you kill any offspring you might have and then castrate yourself so you can't taint Joe's future with your ARAH faggotry. :D
 

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Can't wait to see them Cobra troopers at TF '12, though, regardless of SE's lips.
 

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I'm ready to see the new figs, period. I really like Shock Trooper and SE/Stalker sculpts for modern military figs, but we need some new stuff. There are plenty of other Joes I want to update with a more modern/realistic look and just overall better sculpts, but I don't want to use the same sculpts over and over.
 

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We're exactly 2 months out, so hopefully the time will fly.