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K-Tiger

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I heard Terry Crews thrown about alot as Roadblock, and other than not having the draw of Dwayne Johnson there's no real reason he couldn't do the part. Shit, he essentially plays him in those fucking Expendables movies.
 

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The A-Team isn't accurate comparison, as BA was an integral part of the team, the same cannae be said about Ripcord.

I guess at the end of the day I can't be bothered to get my nose out of joint if they don't stick full-cloth to ARAH. But, then again, I did boycot Memoirs of a Geisha because they used Ziyi Zhang's Chinese, barely-speaks-English ass as the main character. Fairly hypocritical.

Well, Ripcord was fairly integral to the comics back in the day. He got far more panel time than Duke ever did.

But it all comes down to what part of the mythos you consider important. Some people think classic decos are important. Some people think staying accurate with modern military is important. Others, like myself, think that what made Joe special was the characterization. They went to phenomenal lengths back then to do serious world-building. It why Joe stood out from Sgt Rock, Eagle Force, and CORPS figures.

So when they make a Joe movie and f#$% up the characterization, that gets under my skin. I didn't care that they all wore black suit. No need for 80's costumes. I didn't care that they didn't carry their vintage gear. I'm all for modern guns. But I can't tolerate crappy inconsistent characterization.
 

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I guess I don't link skin color with Ripcord's origins. In the comics, there really was much to his characterization that was tied his race or hair color. Ripcord was terrible because they made him a bumbling fool. If Seann William Scott played him, it would have been just as bad. Every Joe in that movie was horrible. Even the ones whose look was nailed. Before I saw Jack Reacher, I thought Cruise playing the role was a terrible idea because he doesn't come close to the stature of the character. After seeing it, that innaccuracy worked out better.

As for Roadblock, as much as I hate the murderer, I think Ray Lewis is a walking talking real life Roadblock. I think Terry Crews would work if you plan on him just saying, "body massage" throughout the whole movie.
 

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So who here wants both?...both ARAH homages AND new more realistic figures?

30th/POC had a good mix going for each type of fan. A modern update line with the odd classic deco characters. Proof that the 2 could co exist. The problem isn't ARAHfags ruining the line or MUT's ruining it for Arah fags, the real issue is Hasbros a schizo!. They don't know what the hell the line should be.
I would be content with a new more realistic version with a handful of "interenet exclusive" classic releases. For some reason multiple lines can exist in other toylines (SW, TF etc) but Hasbro feels this can't be acheived with JOE. There continued reinventing has done more to damage the brand than any ARAH fan.

As long as your releasing a 30 year old toy line, your going to have those who want the classic style. Perhaps it is time for a complete overhaul, a next gen GI JOE, but the only way I see that happening is to completly purge the new version of all the old characters. No more Duke, SE etc. As long as those mental associations exist theres going to be people with their preconcieved ideas of what the character should look like. But then, is it still GI JOE or should it be just a seperate new line?

lets face it, we are not Hasbros target market, its the kids they want. So really its a moot point. The only way kids will be involved is through media, on going media. Not a movie every few years. Sure the kids will buy some retaliation toys.....for awhile, until MOS/IM3 or Thor 2 comes out. Without an ongoing stream of media to keep the kids focus then any attempt at sustainability for GI JOE, in whatever form, just won't be successful.

Personally I loved the Resolute web series, to my mind it had a great mix of update and classic combined. I wonder what would be now if Hasbro produced an ongoing Sat. morn Resolute toon? Something that kids could latch onto and maybe provide the strength to the line for them to produce updated resolutesque characters as well as a few classic deco characters here and there.
 

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I think Hasbro wants a mix of adult collectors and kids. I think it's the reason the first couple of Retaliation waves are heavy on bright colors and spring loaded weapons. In reality, a kid isn't going to buy every figure like a man-child. I believe that is their thinking which is why the crap will be an initial heavy dose until the cooler figs come out.
 

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See, that bugged the shit out of me, for the simple fact that they could have written the same story with the same actor and called him Stalker or someone else. They could have made everyone happy by keeping with classic naming convention. Or they could have used the code name and given him a new file name. I have no problem with codename reuse.

But Wallace Weems is a redheaded guy that single-handedly invaded cobra island looking for his bear-suited girlfriend.

So make fun if you like. If they had remade A-Team and made BA a white dude, there would have been riots in the streets.

But by the same token, I don't think Joe should be stuck in the 80's either. I'm not sure why they can't make modern stuff that looks great and seems appropriate for today's modern military while giving long-time fans a nod to classic characters or decos without being garish or completely outlandish or impractical. There has to be a happy medium in there somewhere.

:proposetoast:
 

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your quite possibly right, to which I wonder even more, why not have 2 seperate lines? One catering to the kids, which I still believe is the larger market, and one geared towards the adult. Sill leaves us with the modern update vs ARAH issue. Still think POC/30th had a perfect mix or even if they had a modern line with a few classic interenet 7 packs or something along those lines
 

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your quite possibly right, to which I wonder even more, why not have 2 seperate lines? One catering to the kids, which I still believe is the larger market, and one geared towards the adult. Sill leaves us with the modern update vs ARAH issue. Still think POC/30th had a perfect mix or even if they had a modern line with a few classic interenet 7 packs or something along those lines

I'm completely on board with this. They do it with STar Wars. We still get non-movie MU along with all of the Avenger and Spidey tie-ins.

I think Hasbro would be successful with an Modern update line and a generic military line (kind of like Dragon or BBi, but with Joe articulation). Pretty much nix any attempt to bust out those generic 12" figs and replace them with 4" ones.
 

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I'm completely on board with this. They do it with STar Wars. We still get non-movie MU along with all of the Avenger and Spidey tie-ins.

I think Hasbro would be successful with an Modern update line and a generic military line (kind of like Dragon or BBi, but with Joe articulation). Pretty much nix any attempt to bust out those generic 12" figs and replace them with 4" ones.

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I'm completely on board with this. They do it with STar Wars. We still get non-movie MU along with all of the Avenger and Spidey tie-ins.

I think Hasbro would be successful with an Modern update line and a generic military line (kind of like Dragon or BBi, but with Joe articulation). Pretty much nix any attempt to bust out those generic 12" figs and replace them with 4" ones.

I would absolutely love this, convert the pretty cool shit they had in the mid 2000s into a 1:18 line. It would seem like they would sale also.
 

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Great discussion we got going on here...needs derailing?


As long as we're not talking about TF scale issues, we're normally on the same page.

Or unions :D
Dwayne talks in creole gibberish all of the time. He's clearly Gung Ho.

*insert not sure if serious pic*

30th/POC had a good mix going for each type of fan. A modern update line with the odd classic deco characters. Proof that the 2 could co exist. The problem isn't ARAHfags ruining the line or MUT's ruining it for Arah fags, the real issue is Hasbros a schizo!. They don't know what the hell the line should be.
I would be content with a new more realistic version with a handful of "interenet exclusive" classic releases. For some reason multiple lines can exist in other toylines (SW, TF etc) but Hasbro feels this can't be acheived with JOE. There continued reinventing has done more to damage the brand than any ARAH fan.

As long as your releasing a 30 year old toy line, your going to have those who want the classic style. Perhaps it is time for a complete overhaul, a next gen GI JOE, but the only way I see that happening is to completly purge the new version of all the old characters. No more Duke, SE etc. As long as those mental associations exist theres going to be people with their preconcieved ideas of what the character should look like. But then, is it still GI JOE or should it be just a seperate new line?

lets face it, we are not Hasbros target market, its the kids they want. So really its a moot point. The only way kids will be involved is through media, on going media. Not a movie every few years. Sure the kids will buy some retaliation toys.....for awhile, until MOS/IM3 or Thor 2 comes out. Without an ongoing stream of media to keep the kids focus then any attempt at sustainability for GI JOE, in whatever form, just won't be successful.

Personally I loved the Resolute web series, to my mind it had a great mix of update and classic combined. I wonder what would be now if Hasbro produced an ongoing Sat. morn Resolute toon? Something that kids could latch onto and maybe provide the strength to the line for them to produce updated resolutesque characters as well as a few classic deco characters here and there.


LOVED that post!...specially the last Reso bit...oh, also the MUT nod :D
 

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Hello all,

Barring any unforseen issues we will start registration on Friday, February 1.

If you can't log in, check your log in at gijoeclub.com/shop. If you have expired, you will not
be able to receive member pricing.

If you are registering with another member, you will need their log in and password to receive
member pricing.

If you complete your order with non-member pricing, we CANNOT adjust your pricing. Please
understand what you are ordering and confirm the pricing before you check out.

Please take a look at the souvenir T-shirts, Hat and Beanie that you can add to your order at the end.
You will find pictures under the exclusives tab. The Night Force shirt and both hats glow in the dark.

If you have not read the brochure, please do so before you register as you have 8 minutes to complete
your registration before the system puts your items back into stock. You cannot hold them in your
cart longer than that amount of time, however you can start over.

Sets are limited and we cut the 12" sets down by 1/3rd so they are really limited this year.

We do reserve the right to limit any member's quantities if we deem them excessive.

Attending and Non-attending can both register Friday.

I'll send out an email when the link is live.

Thanks for your patience, see you in Indy!

Brian



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Yeah, I saw that. I still need to decide if I'm going or not. May just get a Homefront Heroes set and have to deal with eBay if the extra stuff at Con is any good. I don't have a "bro" nerd I'm close enough with to go, and I'm not going with my girlfriend, and sure as shit not by myself.

Guess I'll need to decide tonight, heh.
 

K-Tiger

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your quite possibly right, to which I wonder even more, why not have 2 seperate lines? One catering to the kids, which I still believe is the larger market, and one geared towards the adult. Sill leaves us with the modern update vs ARAH issue. Still think POC/30th had a perfect mix or even if they had a modern line with a few classic interenet 7 packs or something along those lines

I'm completely on board with this. They do it with STar Wars. We still get non-movie MU along with all of the Avenger and Spidey tie-ins.

I think Hasbro would be successful with an Modern update line and a generic military line (kind of like Dragon or BBi, but with Joe articulation). Pretty much nix any attempt to bust out those generic 12" figs and replace them with 4" ones.

Pretty surprised to hear this from you two, well at least Giga. You both should know by now SW and Marvel are orders of magnitude more universal as properties than G.I. Joe. PoC/30th was about as close as we were ever gonna get to a "2 line solution". Saying they should handle Joe like it was SW is almost always a recipe for failure.

Would I like a Hasbro BbJoe line? Yeah, but they'd be 20 bucks and you'd only find a couple of figures every other wave like the 25th line, at least around here. They could always try to resurrect DTC, or a MOTUC-style subscription service, but I don't see it working for G.I. Joe for some reason.



Off topic, but on the subject of an animated medium, I still think I'd like to see a Japanese studio to do a Joe 'toon or OVA.
 

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absolutley, SW,TF all bigger properities, with the fan base to support multiple lines. Hasbro can barely bring one line to retail, let alone trying to run 2 congruent, which is why I think the only viable way would be through an interenet exclusive or as you said subscription Service. Not the clubs kitbashed attempt but a true "dyed in the wool" line geared towards the adult collector. with a nice mix of Modern and classic and lots of accessories. I'd pay $20 per figure for that. But given Hasbros track record ultimately I would agree, I can't see Hasbro making it work, let alone the forthought to even attempt it.
 
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K-Tiger

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I really just want cool military figures to loiter in/around my Bbi and 21st vehicles. I don't care if they are Joes aymore. Joes just happen to be, if not the best, the best starting point.

If Bbi or Unimax came out with a line biting the Joe articulation I'd probably go over to those. At least that way I wouldn't have to listen to some 35-40 year old man bitch that Hasbro hasn't released a to-the-stich recreation of the '91 Incinerators or Fast Draw. *shrugs*
 

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Pretty surprised to hear this from you two, well at least Giga. You both should know by now SW and Marvel are orders of magnitude more universal as properties than G.I. Joe. PoC/30th was about as close as we were ever gonna get to a "2 line solution". Saying they should handle Joe like it was SW is almost always a recipe for failure.

Would I like a Hasbro BbJoe line? Yeah, but they'd be 20 bucks and you'd only find a couple of figures every other wave like the 25th line, at least around here. They could always try to resurrect DTC, or a MOTUC-style subscription service, but I don't see it working for G.I. Joe for some reason.



Off topic, but on the subject of an animated medium, I still think I'd like to see a Japanese studio to do a Joe 'toon or OVA.

Do you even know what I talking about?

Edit: I'm not talking about a $20 master line. Pretty much keep doing what theyre doing but make a line of basic military at a slightly lower pricepoint. Just a ME styled fig with a couple accessories. I think even the whiney man children would buy them up just to serve as "green shirts". Plus we know how much Hasbro loves kit bashing and reusing molds, the entire line would be like that.
 
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I really just want cool military figures to loiter in/around my Bbi and 21st vehicles. I don't care if they are Joes aymore. Joes just happen to be, if not the best, the best starting point.

If Bbi or Unimax came out with a line biting the Joe articulation I'd probably go over to those. At least that way I wouldn't have to listen to some 35-40 year old man bitch that Hasbro hasn't released a to-the-stich recreation of the '91 Incinerators or Fast Draw. *shrugs*

First, you don't have to hear a 40 year old bitch about there not being a Banzai yet because most of those guys are at the His Stank and the only reason you would want to go there is to hear 4o year olds bitch.

Second, if BBI does release figures, they're going to be their old style at $15-$20 pricepoints. Hasbro could find a way to keep them in a $7-10 range without fucking TBars.
 

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Do you even know what I talking about?

Edit: I'm not talking about a $20 master line. Pretty much keep doing what theyre doing but make a line of basic military at a slightly lower pricepoint. Just a ME styled fig with a couple accessories. I think even the whiney man children would buy them up just to serve as "green shirts". Plus we know how much Hasbro loves kit bashing and reusing molds, the entire line would be like that.

I could see it, I would love to see it. The odds of it happening though are barely any :(
 

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I think Hasbro is trying to get into the same business as Marvel and DC, and that is to make money off their properties, i.e. movies, rather than their core business. Marvel made more on Avengers than they did selling comics. Hasbro's goal is no longer selling fun toys. They're selling a brand, and if that brand doesn't have potential in other media, resulting in licensing to lunchboxes and bedsheets (along with selling more of their own toys), then they just simply are not interested.

They've seen others do it successfully, and they desperately want a piece, even if it means being blinded by their own greed and making poor decisions ("battleship: the movie" anyone?)
 

K-Tiger

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First, you don't have to hear a 40 year old bitch about there not being a Banzai yet because most of those guys are at the His Stank and the only reason you would want to go there is to hear 4o year olds bitch.

Second, if BBI does release figures, they're going to be their old style at $15-$20 pricepoints. Hasbro could find a way to keep them in a $7-10 range without fucking TBars.

I've seen it on most of the Joe boards, actually.


As for Bbi, all they'd do is relrease old molds with new paint decos. I like the T-bars, so I don't want them going anywhere. This is all mental mastubation because we all know Hasbro is gonna do what it's gonna do. That means, maybe, an occasional Joe or Cobra that looks like modern military, possible loss of articulation, and a price point that will still creep upwards.

So we'll all do what we have been. Buy what we like, be it for nostalgia, custom purposes or because it's cool as-is, and grouse about toys on a fucking forum.


Oh, and because it's in my contract:

Hasbro vehicles suck, deal with it.
 

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Didn't Hasbro essentially do two lines already, during the 30th, when they were releasing new stuff alongside figures like Low Light, Lifeline and Sci-Fi?
 

K-Tiger

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They've been doing that since the 25th. Homages next to new stuff.

It works alright. I guess I just want more new stuff than most.
 

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Didn't Hasbro essentially do two lines already, during the 30th, when they were releasing new stuff alongside figures like Low Light, Lifeline and Sci-Fi?

I would say they did that by releasing generic 12" figures with the 30th packaging along with the 4" 30th line.
 

K-Tiger

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I guess there are just enough 12" guys to support a few figures every 1:18 Joe iteration
 

nacho

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They've been doing that since the 25th. Homages next to new stuff.

It works alright. I guess I just want more new stuff than most.

I just want any stuff. period. I don't give a shit if it's modern military, homages, updates, or halo ripoffs. As long as it's not sporting 1977 articulation, its all got a place as part of my collection or in my customs bin. But the complete lack of product (i.e. no joes anywhere except at DG) is what really irks me. I just don't get how they think that nothing is better than something.
 

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I just want any stuff. period. I don't give a shit if it's modern military, homages, updates, or halo ripoffs. As long as it's not sporting 1977 articulation, its all got a place as part of my collection or in my customs bin. But the complete lack of product (i.e. no joes anywhere except at DG) is what really irks me. I just don't get how they think that nothing is better than something.

I really think that had something to do with factory turnaround time - maybe they couldn't come up with new product to fill the void fast enough when they pushed back all of the Retaliation stuff to this year, or something similar.

Maybe the regular retailers were burned badly enough by Retaliation that they didn't want the DG figures? That'd be the only reason I can think of for that line not showing up with a bigger release.
 

nacho

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Oh, I know the retaliation delay was a kick in the nuts to the toy scheduling. But still, you think they could put out more than six repaints in under a year.

I'm a little surprised that some retailers didn't tell them to go fly a kite over retaliation. They got royally screwed with a media specific product with no media. I'll be stunned if they all start carrying retaliation figs a second time.

Nonethless, they've had PLENTY of time to plan the post-retaliation iteration of Joe. If it's not spectacular and epic, it will say a lot about what they think of their own property. Toy Fair will be very interesting.
 

K-Tiger

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I'll start worrying about "Pursuit of Retaliation" after the late wave Retaliation stuff makes it out.


It wouldn't surprise me if Ultimate Flint and Rockblock show up in "PoR" without actor likeness just like Jungle Duke did.
 

K-Tiger

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I don't think I'd mind it either, as long as the accessories were the same.
 

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You didn't miss much this time:

Hello all,

Well, we have had an unforseen issue that is being resolved. No registration this week. Maybe next week, I just don't know.

I am just as frustrated with this as you are, so, I will no longer cry wolf. There are 3 programmers working on this intermittent
error and we do not have a timeframe. I'll just tell you the earliest it could happen is Monday but, that is not a promise.

Thanks for your patience,

Brian